May the force be with you

Thank you to the girl, you know who you are. The one I flirted with briefly and found out that you were part of a bachlorette party!

I went back to the scene of the alleged crime looking for my cell phone, bike or anything else I may have lost. The manager called me into the back room and handed me a disc. I had no clue as to what it was I held in my hands. He snatched it back in put it into a player and I watched the events from that night unfold before me. The lovely girl who was recording the bachlorette video caught everything on film and sacrificed her and her bride to be’s night of frolicking and festivities in hopes that she could save my ass!

I have as many of you have suggested “Lawyered up” and late this afternoon after seeing the tape the DA has offered to drop the charges to a lesser offense. NOT! I can clearly see me with my hands up in the air, not resisting. I can clearly see the officer with a closed fist punch me. I can clearly see the other officer swing his leg back and not once, not twice, but several times kicking the shit outta me. Can anyone say “Rodney King”? No Mr. District Attorney, I will not allow you to drop the charges. I will not allow you to make this go away. White, Black, Yellow or Brown. You are here to “Protect and Serve”. Not beat the shit out of innocent people. “People” being the main focus. Select your twelve people. Let them view the video. Then, let them decide!

P.S. To the girl in the bachlorette group. If by chance you are reading this, I owe you and will offer to take you and the entire bridal party out for a meal and anything else your hearts may desire!