o I am back. Not one person has been like “How have you been”, or “How are things with you”? All that I have heard today (from most) is “What about the HNT”, or “Where is the HNT, you jipped us”, etc… and BLAH fucking BLAH! So, I have decided to say “Fuck it” to “Osbasso” and the whole “Half-Nekkid Thursday” crap and say if you want naked, if you want nude, if you want cock or ass in your face, this is the place to come. If you would rather have my sweaty balls on display than read something comical that may or may not have happened in my life, fine. If you would rather see me wearing “Victoria” Secret” panties rather than reading about my misfortunes, that is cool. It is all good. Just know however I will grow old, and that my balls will shrivel and my skin will wrinkle to the point of which you may reconsider your choice for coming here. Yet, all the while I will still imagine, still exaggerate and still hope that I am hot enough to score. We all know that reality blows, so enjoy!

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And BTW, I am just playing! Thanks for the emails!