Big boys dont play with dolls

We Decided to try our luck at children’s toys, dolls in particular. Recently there has been a much public out cry as to the “Barbie” type doll lines as creating harmful stereotypical damage to our young girls and future gay men. We are going to take a stand and change the idea that all girls must sport huge racks and tiny little waists. We are going to spoof the myth that all women have smooth shaven beavers. No dream house, or yacht, not even a fucking Corvette. No, we are going to launch our own reality based line of dolls and doll sets. Below are a few prototype dolls. Please tell us what you think. We are soliciting corporate sponsors to back us. Thank you for your time.
The first doll will be called “White Trash Betty”. She will come with her very own trailer house and have a male counterpart Billy Bob. Other accessories will include food stamps, chewing tobacco and a Chevy truck on blocks





Our second idea would be “Suicide Bomber Barbie”. She would have an optional “Barbie Dream Mosque” available and backpack bombs. She would come standard with her very own Koran. Of course, we would need permissions from Mattel and figure a way around the one time use.




Another catchy theme would be the “Loose your virginity, get pregnant, drop out of school Barbie”. She could come with pamphlets on abortion and maybe unopened forms of birth control
These are just a few of the ideas we are trying to promote. Other dolls in the works are, “Bag Lady Barbie”, “Crack Ho Barbie”, “Used to be a Rich and Famous Singer, But Married Bobby Brown Barbie” and “Has-been Child Star Barbie”. Another line in the works will be geared toward the boys. The G.I. Joes’ now a day looks more like the “Village People”. So one idea we’re prototyping is a doll set based loosely around the Donald Trump show “The Apprentice”