Giving Thanks

Today I am thankful that the day is over. I am thankful for my friends, family and also you guys. But wait, there is more, some of the little things we tend to over look. Today I am also thankful for hot water as it is colder than an Eskimo outhouse, and the pipes did not freeze in this complex, with the owner away in Florida, as they do every year when it gets this cold. I am thankful for having a pair of clean underwear as I headed off to Mom’s house. It would be just my luck I would get hit by “that bus” and she would say, “See, I told you to always wear clean underwear”. I am thankful that even though my fuel light has been on for days, that I had enough gas to make it there and back with out having to get out and freeze my balls off while pumping gas. I am thankful for that little local market that I never shop at. It was open. I needed to bring a pie, and as usual, I waited until the last minute. Even though the place is on the verge of bankruptcy, I bought my pie. I am thankful for the paper towels this morning as I am out of toilet paper and I took a healthy crap, which by the way I am also thankful for. I am thankful for the expiration date on my milk being wrong so that I could eat my chocolate Lucky Charms for breakfast. I am thankful for the invention of “Thong” underwear as every time my cousin’s girlfriend bent over I got to see hers which filled my head with pleasant thoughts. I am thankful for the guy who married my sister. They couldn’t stay long and took their screaming kids with them off to his family’s house. I am thankful for the NFL for making the day a little better. Lastly, and once again, I am thankful to you and this outlet that allows me to release the madness within. Oh, I almost forgot, I am thankful for Chuck. Your emails are great!