Mycomputer’s been fucked up. The night before last, I tried to shut it down and it rebooted, so before it could fully load I just shut off the power source and went to bed.
Then yesterday when I tried to load it up, nothing would work right. My account wouldn’t work at all, and when I logged into the other account, every time I tried to connect to the internet, it would reboot all by itself. Scary, really.
So I ran all my anti-virus software and shit (that’s really the only precaution I take; I bet I have so much spyware that even my spyware has spyware) and it didn’t find anything. I was freaking out; I didn’t want to have to have someone come in here and try to fix it, and maybe find some…uh…”inappropriate” items on my hard drive or in my cache or cookies or whatever.
Today I came home from work, dropped my pants (just making sure you guys were paying attention) and booted up the computer. “Please, God, let there be FIXEDNESS!”
It worked! I got three error messages, saying, “Windows has recovered from a major error” or something like that, and I was like, “No shit, dumbass,” but other than that, everything’s fine in Wacko Jacko World.
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