Wednesday, October 19, 2005

OK Ladies, a Question...

If you were talking to a hot to mild looking guy, hell even an ugly one, and while you were talking to him, you notice a bulge in his pants with an obvious hard on, would you look?
My guess is yes, as it would be a normal reaction. Right? Then why is it that when a chick’s nipples get hard and are noticeable through her clothing is it offensive for me to look?
Today there was a client in and she was pretty, not gorgeous like Anika, or Blondie or the other female visitors, but OK. She was going through the motions of “Thinking out side of the box”, “Getting everyone on the same page”, and “leveraging” when I notice that her nipples are becoming erect. Now, I know that it is not cold and wonder if her talking in such a matter got her excited or worked up. She continues on and I do my best not to stare, but now they are the size of a number 2 pencil eraser. As she is talking, I am trying to guess how many hangers I could hang on each nipple (then I got into this whole nipple Olympics scenario in my mind). All of a sudden, there was a pause, which snapped my out of my daydream and back to reality. She says, “I would really appreciate it if you would look at me and not my breast”. I fought off the urge to say, “I wish that you would take off your top so we could see just how many hangers would fit on each nipple”. But instead, I acted like I didn’t know what she was talking about. She copped a tude from there on out and I was glad to see her bitchy ass go. But I was saddened that the nipples had to leave with her.
So am I a pig? I know that she had no control over the nipples, actually, they seemed to have a mind of their own, but I wasn’t staring. I took the occasional glance, but the fact that I was preoccupied had nothing to do with the nips. She was boring.
Lets hear it!