Rock Concert-Early HNT

Since last week we had some technical difficulties, I am going to re-post last week’s submission for those who missed it. I am once again posting early due to the fact I am going to see “Kid Rock” in a few hours and do not expect to be home or in any shape to post it otherwise. Enjoy

So a fellow blogger and I were talking and discussing money, having it, not having it and BLAH fucking BLAH. She made a point of reference of how much I must spend on clothing and I was taken aback. “Me” I thought? Now when it comes to clothing I am an “In and Out” kinda guy. I could care less what is or is not in style, I don’t follow trends and I just go along and pick out shit that I think may look good and fit. You can imagine her saying this had me thinking weather or not maybe I was giving the wrong impression. Then she followed it up by making mention of my twenty dollar underwear. It was all becoming clear now!

I tried to explain to her as I am trying to convey now to you that when it comes to jeans, I don’t care. When it comes to shirts, I care less. Shoes? Whatever. But when I am choosing the fabric that will cradle “Jimmy and the twins”, supporting me throughout the day and keep me dry, I go for the best. I mean, why the hell would I wear a pair of drawers made in Vietnam or some god forsaken place like that? The thought of some diseased, minor, immigrant worker’s worries and contact DNA against my sack disturbs me. “Hello”??? They call them the “Jewels” for a reason. I am not going to run around in some dollar fifty pair of butt huggers that have “Ball Funk” written all over them. I’d rather take my chances sporting the “Cowboy Style”, getting chafed and rubbed raw than risk the chance of foreign particles absorbing my testies and contracting some sort of bird flu pandemic, testicular malfunction, third world country ball cheese. I hope that there are others that can relate. Am I the only one? I mean women have that little paper crotch strip when they buy “Up in and personal” wear. Guys don’t. So the protection and prevention of all that is male is on the line when making under garment purchases.