Tis the Season

It's that time again,Everyone is hustling and bustling around, spreading the holiday cheer. Today I saw a small girl, probably about 10 years old spread some cheer as she flipped off a driver who wouldn’t stop for her to cross the street. “Tis the season”. I am not a huge Christmas fan. I think that it has been blown way out of proportion. I mean for the kids, it is great. I love watching kids get into Christmas. But they are just getting into it for the gifts. I can’t blame them. There is some pretty cool shit out there these days. I envy the little bastards. In my family, this is the time for the Christmas list. Even if you don’t want a thing, you better get a list in or you’ll end up with the stuff you only find in those odd catalogs. Like the sock that warms up, but takes a battery the size of a Honda to power. Great sock, heavy as hell and you can’t get your shoes on, but hey, thanks. Or you’ll get the knitted cap made from the lime green yarn that was on sale. You might even get the Chia Pet that looks like Fred Flintstone. I have a few of those. The list is a must. I myself prefer the cash route, but rules are rules, I have to make a list.
I have been checking out the stuff out there that might be cool, interesting and something I might desire enough to put on my list. I think that I have found a few.



My first item could be, “The Real Doll”. What a concept! A woman you design from head to toe who is just as realistic as any chick around, for the sole purpose of banging her! Sure, you could go buy accessories, dress her up, make her part of your living room, but you get to bang the crap out of her. Guess what? She doesn’t talk. She doesn’t say no when you want to do the dirty stuff. This is a must for my list. Make sure you check out the “Doll Configurator”. When I got done, my doll ended up being $6,000 (not including S&H).
Another cool item to add would be a Coffin. Costco is now selling them for about $800 a pop. I could store the “Real Doll” in there, as well as scripting some kinky role playing. Yes, I must have one. What should I look for in a coffin?
I was also thinking about the XBOX 360. But then I got pissed that I bought my XBOX because MicroSLOP pimped it as the last system you’ll ever need. It is a freaking computer with more memory than my Dell. Now it’s new andimproved. If I want the premium model with the hard drive, it will cost more. I wonder why I just couldn’t use the hard drive from my current XBOX?
Those are just a few ideas. I will check out a few more things. The new Mustang looks sweet. If anyone may have any cool suggestions feel free to drop me a line. My list must be done this week. BTW, the ass is doing much better. I took my first healthy shit today, one of those “Big steak grilled burrito” kind of shits. Everything seems to be functioning